He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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