A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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