What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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