We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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