I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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