i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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