So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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