yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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