just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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