just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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