I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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