It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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