He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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