Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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