I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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