Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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