So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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