I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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