dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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