I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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