Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
