New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
only you would photoshop your dick
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We just shotgunned beers for America
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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