FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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