I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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