cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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