I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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