I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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