So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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