dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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