I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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