Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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