Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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