I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Never underestimate the power of titties
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