A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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