this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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