I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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