Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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