There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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