West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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