it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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