Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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