how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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