I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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