Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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