My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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