Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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