a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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