David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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