North Korea, Best Korea!
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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