I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
3 2 1 whiskey
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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