sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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